Twinkle Monkey

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.

"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"

by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009

Gutta monkey

My little brother Ellis

Gutta monkey come here / Gutta monkey mom wants you

by Eve banks September 10, 2022

Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole

Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge

by Roger rollings November 12, 2022

rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

shrand-monkey

to shrand-monkey is a type of prank which involves setting up ghosties and dinosaurs in a formation.

I shrand-monkeyed his room last night!!

by your cousin twice removed April 19, 2011

monkey bits

Chicken wings

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?

by SnareC June 10, 2016