Green Eyed Mama

The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.

I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.

One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.

by tipsfromthechicks March 28, 2020

yo mama

That's me, yo mama you've all been offending.

guy 1: yo mama so fat, when she walked past the tv I missed all 20 seasons of the Simpsons.
yo mama: hey you ugly bitch, that's me your talking about.

by yo mama 248 March 29, 2020

jo mama

"Jo Mama" is the replacement of the phrase, Yo Mama. It is used as a joke or nickname towards people with the name Joe, Joseph, Joanna etc.

There isn't rlly a way to make a sentence about it it's just Jo Mama.

by lamajokaka March 30, 2020

Iron Mama

A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.

"I gave myself an iron mama today"

by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020

Joe mama

Joe mama- you’re mama
It is meant for roasting your teacher in kahoot

Me: do you know joe?
You: joe who?
Me: joe mama

by yoyozefun April 12, 2020

Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

when your baby mama finally moves on and gets a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020

Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

When your baby mama finally moves on and finds a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020