foxie's law

States that whenever Tor or Bitcoin is mentioned, the longer the conversation goes on the higher the chance that Child pornography or Silk Road will be mentioned, even though these are not the main uses nor design of the systems

<Josh> k gonna use tor with my nook
<Josh> yolo
<Mark> why?
<Sam> Mark: so he can do illegal stuff
<Mark> foxie's law.

by apolloh September 7, 2013

Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.

"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."

by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014

Kneesgrow's Law

If you have to ask if a game is worth x amount of money, the answer is no. Just pirate it my guy. /cooler

"Is game worth 60 dollars."

"No, just pirate it. It's Kneesgrow's Law."

by Johnny Grow May 3, 2021

Polybius’s Law

Polybius’s Law states, “Most, if not all opinions stated on the internet, come with an argument.”

Ex. An online statement that something is better, will, more often than not, start controversy in the replies section, or via other means of “rating”. “liking”, or “responding”, to said statement.

It was originally used by YouTube user “Polybius_223_YT” on the comments section of multiple videos, where disagreements are/were present.

There’s an argument, showing Polybius’s Law at work.

by Polybius_223 May 23, 2022

Arundel's law

When someone is so ignorant and uneducated scientists had to introduce negatives into the IQ system

you are a perfect example of Arundel's law

by FieldMarshalFluffy April 16, 2023

corn laws

Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.

Bob: "Celebrity X has been having an affair with Celebrity Y!"
Alice: "corn laws"

by happyharry February 20, 2023

Simpson's Law

A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.

Dude, The Simpson's Episode 'Marge in Chains' predicted COVID; It's the Simpson's Law!

by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021