Josh J Johnson

That guy that nobody knows who he is.

Guy: Who the hell is Josh J Johnson? Guy 2: A crab or something idk lol

by SadCavernGuy October 16, 2020

Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 01, 2023

johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.

I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.

by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019

Olliver James Johnson

Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.

"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame

by SmokWheed420 November 16, 2022

my johnson quivered

An intense spiritual connection with God

My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.

by Timbrown$ September 15, 2018

Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.

Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"

by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020