Italian Job 

When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds

I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.

Italian Job by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010

northern italian 

Fucking pig

You Northern Italian!

northern italian by Phil micrackin May 18, 2014

Italian 

A people which is Nuffin special...y u american people like so much italians??? we'r just like u or others, not better..im ashamed 2 be italian...mafia, mangia-spaghetti... ma muder fortunately's australian...dey're hard-workin'!australia: the best country in tha universe!!! Aussie Aussie Oi oi oi!!

Mate: Hey, r u italian?
Me: yes, but i consider myself australian...i hate italy and his people!

Italian by BallTillYaFall January 20, 2009

Italian Food 

Not as bad as wordMexican Food/word but not as good as wordChinese Food/word

Italian Food by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Italian 

People who always win. Think about it. They have Ferrari, the best food, hot women, and they can act like guido douchebags on TV and become millionaires because of it. They might not do much of the work, but they always win.

God damn, I wish I was Italian.

Italian by rapetti1000 May 21, 2013

the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

the American Italian Restaurant by bAmeriWind8 January 24, 2011

Italian shower

A particular nasty version of the golden shower involving red pee through the over-consumption of beets

I gave her an Italian shower last night after she stink fingered me

Italian shower by The Danish connection November 13, 2009