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Corporal-general

A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.

Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.

Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."
by Dr Mg October 14, 2022
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The GOAT Generation

The current state of the post-modern, american mainstream "chart-topper" musical idolatry which has been propagated by such narcissistic egotistic and self proclaimed "greats" such as Kanye. This mentality had bled into casual lingo with kids and young adults saying non-literal grandiose phrases such as; "Im the greatest", "I'm literally a GOD", "GET AT ME SON", "Im legit the Michael Jordan of ______, seriously".

This is only a temporary phase of immaturity for most, and will be abandoned with age, and a normal personal growth into adulthood is expected.. for most.
Guy: Man.. the future of this Planet is doomed.. we are nothing more than The GOAT Generation... this is the antithesis of intellectual evolution
by TheNobleWolf July 11, 2017
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Generic

Typical people who act exactly the same of their peers; they dress, talk, behave, and share common idiotic beliefs.

Mostly seen in Iranian boys.
That dude in our class is such a generic!
He is hanging out with generic people nowadays.
Stay away from that generic!
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General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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General McLane

The worst fucking place in Pennsylvania. I guarantee you've never met anyone from here because they've already killed themselves after being exposed to the utter bullshit of this place.
Person 1: hey, you know General McLane?
Person 2: yeah, I hate it
by your average redditor July 5, 2023
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Poo Generator

an amazing invention, built by beaw incs engineer, pete beaw. pete built the poo generator in order for beaws to multiply the necessary amount of poo, from their significant other, in order to receive nourishment and live.
awisha beaw make sure to turn on the poo generator or else you want have enough poo bawws to get you through the day!
by NATURES_PROVIDER February 19, 2025
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The Civilian Generation

The butt end of the Boomers: too late for the draft, too old to volunteer, but have embedment fantasies in which they are nicknamed Private Joker
"Jim's coming back from his second tour on Friday. I hear he's going to re-up again."
"I sure appreciate his service. I was thinking about calling on that email I sent The Wall Street Journal on that embedment deal. I really think I could make a difference."
"Sorry, Pal. You're stuck being part of the Civilian Generation"
by PrimordialBiscuit May 22, 2016
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