the artsy friend

The artsy friend is being defined as the elegant,sophisticated,just a little eccentric and very crafty friend that we love to hang out with but very hard to come up with gift for.

I’m the artsy friend in my circle of friends

by Lopezotinas Love February 14, 2018

trap friend

person who is only friends of you because you have drugs. Only talks to you about drugs (this is overlooked) or only hangs out with you when you have drugs. Don’t get this confused with fein, feins don’t have people to supply them, trap friends do. Although the terms can be synonymous

Most common in high schools and colleges where students don’t have the job to fund their addiction, so they rely on others.

Damnit, Collin invited me over to his place, he knows I have weed and he doesn’t, what a trap friend

by Spice Latte February 8, 2020

BREAST FRIEND

Your fuck buddy that happens, does not need 2 be female.

Necessities:

Must have breasts

"Yo are y'all together?"
"Na, she just my breast friend"

"Mathiccy, r u fuking Piper"
"Nah, she wont be my breast friend"

"Quincy u know Areeb cant be ur breast friend"
"cmon he got mad titts"

by canufuckanostril March 5, 2018

pillow friend

Someone who you think of while hugging a pillow while trying to sleep.

Homie 1: I wanna sleep can you be my pillow friend?
Homie 2: Sure thing good night!
Homie 2: *gives a goodnight kiss*

by Cakes#2770 December 9, 2020

Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.

*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!

by kitchenfury April 17, 2010