facebook name

The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.

The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.

Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'

Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'

Person 1: 'Oh...'

Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'

Person 1: 'Yep...'

by muddafracker July 6, 2011

facebook botox

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.

look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox

by nz_girl March 4, 2010

Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.

Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."

by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011

facebook concern

When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.

I'm totally (Facebook concerned) about this whole big massive subject

by BigRich81 January 30, 2014

Facebook Pandemic

A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.

1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.

2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?

Mike: No, what is it this time?

Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary

definitions of their names....

by Elroy the Great February 4, 2010

Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.

"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"

by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014

facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.

Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick

by Mully19 January 24, 2011