crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

snatch face

Snatch face is a person who looks like there carrying around a vagina on there face

Did u see christina today yeah fucking snatch face

by charlies porno move March 3, 2016

Face-forearm

When something that is so incredibly stupid happens that the use of a facepalm is not enough to show the underlying emotion; burying your head in shame.

P1: I just said mutant...
P2: What's a mutan?
P1: M-U-T-A-N-T
P2: OH!!! *face-forearm*

by CrunchycandyBro January 24, 2011

d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.

Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.

by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

Bourbon Faced

A state of being drunk or "shit faced" but on the famous Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Possibly due to the consumption of too many Hand Grenades during Mardi Gras. Derived from the slogan "I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street"

I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street
Anna got bourbon faced from one Hurricane and a Hand Grenade LOL

by Jardom February 28, 2015