ear r@pe

hadi's mic (ear r@pe

the explosion was so loud its like hadis mic (ear r@pe

by the 7amster September 25, 2020

rough ears

Cchr1s has them.

Cchr1s has rough ears.

by Iplaydatrumpetjones October 11, 2020

you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

ear rape

taylor swift = ear rape

*friend puts on taylor swift

me: omg turn that off it’s ear rape!

by chickenball6969 August 31, 2023

velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018

Boob Earrings

Better sounding term for “Nipple Piercings”.

Lisa, did you get new boob earrings? Love the bar bells!

by Drewisms October 2, 2021

Blue Ear

Starting a sentence or topic of sorts and either not finishing it or being overly cryptic. Similar to blue balling but relating to your sense of hearing rather than being cut off from a euphoric feeling in your genitals.

Guy 1: Yeah I know right? Like have you heard about the time when Marquese was out with Axel and they total...
Girl 1: HEY! It's time to go! We'll be late!
Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!

by Tenchy January 29, 2018