The act of getting baked out of your mind with several friends and then crashing into the side of a mcdonalds, usually influenced by the people in the back seat.
by steveko March 28, 2007
A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.
Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.
by MathPlus September 16, 2018
A cookie which is so delectably irresistible, you cannot eat just one. To take a bite, is to forever become addicted to it.
Letty: "Oh my goodness, did you make these crack cookies?"
Holly: "Yes." *wicked smile
Letty: "They are soooo good, I can't stop eating them!"
Holly: "Yes." *wicked smile
Letty: "They are soooo good, I can't stop eating them!"
by Padme Amidala August 03, 2010
by blah69 March 04, 2005
The act of surprizing unsuspecting coworkers by dropping ice down the back of their pants. This usually occurs in the middle of their shift, while they are on an important call.
Steven: "Joley...I'm so bored..."
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"
by Bored At Work April 06, 2006
Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007