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chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018
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Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!
Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!
by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018
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Chinese Alligator

When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).
Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."

Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"
by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017
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chinese democracy

A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.
Chinese Democracy in action.

Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican

Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi
by Flange22 February 7, 2020
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Chinese Roulette

“Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”
by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020
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Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020
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Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
by ShortMort April 24, 2020
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