Chicago Triangle

A pot smoking game that requires at least three players and three blunts. Stand (or sit) in the shape of a triangle. Each person lights up a blunt at same time. Puff and pass at exactly the same time, so you are continuously smoking. Keep puffing and passing until all three blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kind of the goal. Invented on the streets of Chicago, hence the name. Over time, it made its way to other cities, but still called a "Chicago Triangle", even if you are in New York.

Smoker1: Hey I just scored 3 blunts!
Smoker2: Let's do a Chicago Triangle!
Smoker 3: (pulls out matches) Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025

Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop

The act of a woman giving a blowjob using the back of her hands, after she eats pulled pork and beans.

"Did the Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop meant nothing to you?"

by ToolFan5878 November 7, 2025

Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)

Chicago gang known for gobbling glizzies by licking the tip of the glizzy before eating it and throwing your head back to swallow it in one sitting.

Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)-Did you see “MATOS” destroy that hot dog like one of the chicago glizzy bandits (CGBs).

by Zerothreethirty November 21, 2025

Chicago Shiver

The sexual act of busting a load inside a condom, freezing said condom thus creating a cumsicle. Then the condom over the cumsicle is peeled off. The now peeled cumsicle is to be repeatedly inserted inside the woman (or man) until completely melted.

Jerry's friend: "Hey Jerry are you and your wife still trying for a baby?"

Jerry: "Yeah but unfortunately I leave for the nightshift before she gets to bed. I'll just leave a Chicago Shiver in the freezer for her."

Jerry's friend: "Remember, if she ain't peelin she ain't feelin."

by M1keH0nch0 November 29, 2025

Chicago Shit Gobbler

The Chicago Shit Gobbler is a sexual act (fetish) for when a person uses a dildo within their own anus, covers it in feces, and has someone give oral sex to the aforementioned dildo.

I just gave my wife the nastiest Chicago Shit Gobbler

by TheLiteralFish December 1, 2025

Chicago weighs more on a sunny day

An idiom used to explain how a seemingly negligible or "weightless" variable can have a massive, tangible impact on an outcome.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.

Example 1:
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"

Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."

Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

by anonymous202997 December 4, 2025

Chicago

Fuck this shitty ass city and its shitty ass people, shitty mayor and the second worst gun laws behind California

"dude im going to chicago"
"bro go on the red line trust"

by Zibles December 6, 2025