Car guard

A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.

Alan is being such a car guard

by Bruce6753 January 5, 2013

car ballet

1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!

by some1 smarter than u May 2, 2013

condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Zombie car

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

cars that bounce

What I want for my birthday.

Bounce bounce bouncy car!!!

by TheWiggidy April 21, 2004

bro car

an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.

"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"

by emmae November 6, 2011

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010