Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.
brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK
ozo: FUCK
by the real JX1DX1 July 27, 2025

The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.
If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.
by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021

Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating
Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating
Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
by Soni-chan May 24, 2024

He is most likely to be gay but nice kind and sweet who has always got your back. He will have brown hair and brown eyes with Ariana Grandes friend. He will be the most popuarlest boy in school and have all the girls as friends.
by Hailey Reigh February 5, 2019

Mya is the girlfriend of Brandon Arreaga's .She's a beautiful person inside out , She'll make you laugh till you can't breath.She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Everyone loves her,she is super smart and is always entergetic .she's everything you could ask for in a girlfriend and more
by lola_ace August 30, 2021

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!
Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022

by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021
