A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings
by The grinder June 19, 2017
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Get the brandon and ryanmug. The Domestic Overachiever
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025
Get the Brandonmug. If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)
he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3
he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3
by sav :P October 22, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.