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thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race
by Nirotic December 19, 2018
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Blast from the past

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after
by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021
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Rim blast

The act of a femail pennitrating a males rectum with with one or multiple fingers.

Aka, Bearded spider blasting, ballooon blasting,
Nick was telling Bryan about a hooker he let rim blast him in the hotel room in Houston.
by Magic Mike Magic Man February 7, 2018
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coochie blast

To Coochie blast is to finger a girl hard she cums almost instantly
Bro she bet it was impossible to make her cum in a minute so I’m gona coochie blast her tonight and prove her wrong
by Notnickkkkkkk November 3, 2019
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Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.
I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.
by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020
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Getto Blasted

When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again
Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"
by Ray Odessa69 February 16, 2022
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No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
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