129th Base 

Having sex and not having sex at the exact same time.

Tom: wait, how do you even get to 129th base?
Bill: the easiest way is to fuck Schrödinger's Cat

129th Base by mmm.grapes December 26, 2009

Russian Baseball

When you shoot baseballs with a shotgun as FPS Russia did

Yo man im bored what you wana do?
Lets play some russian baseball!

Russian Baseball by tunnel rat June 8, 2012

baseball 

hitting on a person of the opposite gender; an extension of the physical stages in a relationship defined as first base, second base, third base, and homerun. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Person1: Yesterday, my friend broke the bro code. He played baseball instead of coming with me to the concert.

baseball by Hofstadter February 10, 2010

baked out 

the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.

"Damn yo, your car was so baked out ill be blazed for hours".

baked out by Mike June 19, 2006

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

elevate your baked goods by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008

7th Base 

7th Base of sex: Open flesh wound...
(After 6th Base - Anal sex)

Got all the way to 7th base last night! Nearly passed out!!

7th Base by HellishDolphinRevenge November 11, 2012

Baseball 

A sport that most people reject these days, because it has nothing to do with lacrosse. Also, people say they hate people who play it because the sport is too "slow and boring."

The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.

UBB-Ultimate Baseball Bro

Lax player Earns.....5$ a game

Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.

Who do the girls like now?

Baseball by DUUUuuuuUUUuuuuUUUUDDee April 3, 2011