baby sloth

A term for a clingy girlfriend.

Awwwe Becca, my baby sloth.

by Paylay27 April 20, 2016

tickle the baby

Giving a girl a cream pie and then allowing her to queef out the juices resulting in them going everywhere.

This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.

"Hey baby, wanna let me tickle the baby tonight?"

by TickleTheBabyCreator July 27, 2016

Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.

Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.

by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.

I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)

by laceyfleece December 27, 2011

shizzy babies

Slang for when you're mad. used if you don't want to use "shit". An elongated version of "shiz".

Ah, shizzy babies!

by Shizzy Baby February 27, 2011

edot baby

Edot baby a young 17 year old from Harlem New york. He was from a hood called sugar hill/oy/SHGTM(SugarHillGetTheMoney) And was also a Grape street crip had many hit songs like “Ready 4 War” “Friday Night” “We back Pt2” He had died November 4, 2022 Many people assume that he got backdoored by his girlfriend or killed himself. Had a Bright future ahead of him LLKD🍇♿️

Have you listened to Edot Baby?

by Methethird June 12, 2023