SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

by Dembk June 06, 2024

dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 06, 2022

Raunchy Johnson

A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.

Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.

by Excra sauce March 19, 2019

Micah Johnson

stinky goon

"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"

by fortnitesteevethumbinbutt August 16, 2021

Godwin Johnson

A stupid person that argues blindly about bots

Godwin Johnson stupidly argued with khalid on Facebook

by Kheddy June 16, 2022

neil johnson

A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.

Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.

by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021

sarah johnson

Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs

sarah johnson.. yeah..

by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020