josh roberts

A gay cunt who sucks his own dick for pleasure cause he knows he aint gonna get a girl and just play fortnite in his moms garage or basement
PERSON - Josh roberts
OTHER GUY - pisses himself or dies
by \\Jack305// April 17, 2018
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Josh Mullinum Theory

The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.
"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."
by Josh Mullinum January 06, 2021
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Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive
E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge
by GinderBlock February 02, 2012
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Josh Moss Saka

aka "J.M.S."; a verb, but also a noun, naming the action; to "Like" (or the action of "Like"-ing) your own status/post/link/photo on facebook.
ex 1: "I just Josh Moss Saka'd my status!"

ex 2: "OMGosh, I just did the Josh Moss Saka!"

ex 3: "We don't "Like" our statuses anymore, we do the Josh Moss Saka."
by R.E.G.I.S. July 04, 2010
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JOSH MORRIS

josh is a lad from my school who has strong feelings for laurapoop:P
josh morris loves laurapoop and he wants to do her
by fannyrash91 September 05, 2008
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Josh Allen

“Yo did you see the bills game last night? Josh Allen was incredible!”
by Walk It To Em Wentz June 05, 2022
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joshing my tots

to mess with someone's emotions, or attempt to mislead them. yanking my chain pulling my leg
"You've gotta be joshing my tots right now..."
by OWTG August 20, 2011
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