Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

Jordan

If your names Jordan your definitely a side man

Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless

by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020

Jordan

Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head

Chav called Jordan

Uncle called rib

Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe

by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020

Jordan

Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.

Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.

by adventuresoftheUrbanDictionary June 3, 2020

Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.

Stop being a jordan Gomez

by Aydart June 5, 2020

jordan

the sexiest girl you will ever meet

“oh my god did you see jordan”
“YES! jordan is so SEXY!”

by dessertlover June 9, 2020

Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.

Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg

by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020