Brandon Brown is my president.
When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol
That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.
by Dray the great the lover of BS August 13, 2021
A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂
by Instagram.name.is chantel_cz July 19, 2017
To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty March 28, 2014
by orangelover11 May 29, 2023
by silverhydra23 May 20, 2021
A nerd who secretly turns out to be a lying, skanky, cheater who is also a slut. (And cheated on five women)
by Shayshayiscraycray December 18, 2023