by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018
Get the army girlfriendmug. The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.
When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.
by God_is_I May 19, 2024
Get the Caring Girlfriendmug. On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!
Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
Get the National Girlfriends Daymug. March 14
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
by anonymous March 13, 2022
Get the Kiss your girlfriend daymug. by Bandwe January 14, 2020
Get the Scifers girlfriendmug. It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”
by ashl3yz August 31, 2023
Get the Lack of Girlfriend diseasemug. i love my girlfriend so much she's kind she's sweet she's pretty asf she's hot, she's everything i need but im scared to lose her. i just hope she wont let go on me. i get jealous so easy when she's with an other guy, i want her to have all for myself. she's not like other girls, she's makes me feel safe. Where dating for 4 months now and i know im gonna lose her someday and im really scared for that day. im gonna ruin it and she is gonna break me i already know. this feeling i have for her is nice and scary at the same time. love is nice but scary.
girlfriend.
by Crazydude00888 May 3, 2022
Get the Girlfriendmug.