a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

MATT Z

The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella

Even with 120 invention I still can't invent a way to make Matt Z good at runescape.

by Tinder king Matt June 12, 2016

Matt

Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.

Oh look, it’s matt….SCREECH

by ZipperZap December 25, 2021

Matt

Fat Neek

matt is a fat neek that all that has to be said.

by lottielovescock69 October 9, 2020

Matt Koebel

The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.

Wow he really slimmed down, guess that makes you the new fat fuck Matt Koebel!!!

by Billy Daweson November 2, 2010

matt follis

A man who enjoys cheerleading, and is very outgoing. Usually asks you to drink on a weekday, and avoids going to class at all costs. Claims to be good with his fingers

Guy 1: Is that Matt Follis
Guy 2: Holy shit, he’s drunk at 11am?
Guy 3: Classic Matt Folli

by IdahoJoe September 7, 2019

Matt Davies

A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.

yo! is that Matt Davies!!??

by samsucio August 30, 2018