Thumbing

The act of going AFK with no warning.

"Where did John go?"

"I don't know; he might be AFK."
"Damn, he thumbing for real."

by wassykicks July 9, 2023

kentucky thumb

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.

She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.

by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021

Thumb Pulling

Thumb pulling is when you hold someone's hand then you both suck on your own thumbs to make it look like you are pulling / snogging

"I didn't know they were going out!?"

"they're not, they're just thumb pulling"

by c'est_moi September 7, 2013

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

While having sex in the doggie position, a man will slap his partners ass and immediately shove his thumb in his partners ass

Yea man, last night was crazy in bed. We were going hot and heavy until i gave her the "Kentucky thumb"

by Gunther05071 May 20, 2021

thumbs up

people who put a thumbs up are homosexual

-“oh yeah did you see he did a thumbs up”
“he’s definitely gay!”

by skrt1 April 12, 2022

Kentucky thumb

The act of shoving a loud thumb into someone anus.

Did you really Kentucky thumb him?

by DreXenD May 20, 2021