When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumbmug. A sex position in which a man tenderly shoves his thumb into a woman's coochie while screaming "SLAP ROUND THIS... BABY!!!"
by Jtheinsane May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumbmug. A sex position involving shoving your thumb into certain holes. Named after youtuber Kentucky Ballistics after shoving his thumb into his neck after his 50 cal exploded
by MemesAreCancer May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumbmug. The process of using your thumbs to message someone via text, IM, etc.
Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.
Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.
I sent you a message on the computer last night but yuo logged off without reading it so i thumb-buttoned you instead.
John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.
John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.
by Yosemishu March 8, 2009
Get the Thumb-Buttoningmug. by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017
Get the thumb shufflemug. by XxXsexboiasiangirlover42069XxX August 8, 2021
Get the Long Thumbsmug. 