Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015

Sausage roll panic

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

by Mr sausage king February 2, 2017

sausage and meatballs alfredo

dick, balls, and cum shot

Girl: baby, im hungry, what do we have to eat?
Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein

by 1p2o3i4u August 25, 2011

Sausage Cunt Mangle

When a group of guys using filters to make them look like hot chicks meet for a hot night together.

Those guys were getting ready for a sausage cunt mangle tonight.

by Iphonehuman May 13, 2019

German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.

My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.

by Th_232 February 26, 2020

Oscillating Mud Sausage

The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.

Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!

I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!

by Jew_God February 1, 2018

tasty sausage snacker

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks

"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."

by Snausagey January 7, 2014