Toothpaste theory

T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.

Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.

by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024

Innova Theory

In the Philippines, it's common to see high-end supercars parked alongside the practical Toyota Innova. This contrast highlights the divide between luxury sports cars, symbols of wealth, and the popular, reliable family van. This unique sight reflects the country's diverse landscape of vehicle ownership, showcasing aspirational lifestyles and everyday practicality.

Nathan: Tignan mo yung lamborghini, ganda
Jose: Bro, mas maganda ng innova
Nathan: So totoo yung Innova Theory

by undeadmemegamer December 24, 2024

The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.

Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?

by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

The eye theory

The eye theory is when ones eyes are the ones that you are the most fascinated about, they always have a story to tell and just by looking them in the eyes tells you something of them.

Alex: look! John drew Emma's eyes the most accentuated and the most detailed, she doesnt even have such big eyes!
Kim: maybe he has the eye theory!

by Flxwerzy October 26, 2022

Bam Theory

When you think of something that in theory should work, but that is not practical.

Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.

by bam theorist. May 2, 2012

tiger theory

A theorized phenomena of two unrelated objects being repelled or absent from one another soley based on the absence of the other.

Example:

Person A- "This silver spoon repels tigers."
Person B- "How??"
Person A- "Tiger theory. I hold up this spoon and, do you see any tigers? No? See it works!"

by kittygumdrops March 5, 2025