Lil Pump

A retarded rapper with an even more retarded fanbase

Every 8 year old: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG D ROSE D ROSE FLEX LIKE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LIL PUMP EEEEEEEEEEEEE

by LilPumpSuxDix June 22, 2020

Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

recovery pump

Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.

Mate I'm feeling much better, just got myself a wee recovery pump last night.

by Goochstar February 26, 2018

pump

(1) that one kid that dresses like a pumpkin in spooky month from sr pelo's youtube channel
(2) to throw milk at someone... if you know what i mean
(3) to pump air into something

(1) IT A SPOOKY MONTH!- pump 2018
(2) bruh im not going to explain this to you
(3) im going to pump air into your tire, but it will cost 99999999999999$

by someone else thats not u April 1, 2021

Pumped Up Kicks

a person who says nothing, but is so cool (WARNING: he might also bring a gun to school)

damn, he's so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Dank ass music. Dark ass lyrics.

“Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.

by SB757 December 23, 2023