squirrel fucker

A kid usually named will who looks like a squirrel and likes to fuck them

Kid 1: whose that weird kid?
kid 2: thats will, he is a real squirrel fucker

by ticktokbabycock October 18, 2014

sink fucker

A person who fucks sinks and gets off on drains

Derek is a big sink fucker

by jojojojojojojojojo November 20, 2007

Muffin Fucker

Someone who says they have done things, usually sexual things, that they have never actually don

Dude I talked to some people, turns out John never got head from her, he's such a Muffin Fucker

by No Mc January 17, 2008

figurine fucker

someone who will screw everything that has at least two legs.

Look at him over there. He screwed Dana, Jake, Ms. Carey and Linus the cow. Yeah he is a figurine fucker.

by tazcomp032000 November 16, 2007

Rubber fucker

1.) A woman who is too fugly to get any ass. So she has to play with her dildo all night long.

That fatass Rubber Fucker is so ugly that even blinde guys don't wanna mess with her.

by K-a-t-e-e May 28, 2007

Dribble Fucker

Any black man.

DRIBBLEFUCKER. You are a Dribble Fucker.

by BreakfeastioNiggerachiSan February 15, 2009

cloak fucker

someone who either dresses up in a cloak and jacks off, has sex in it, or literally fucks a colak

hey Charles, that cloak you have in your room has some dried up cum stains on it, are you a cloak fucker????

by doodash February 21, 2009