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Texas Hot Lunch

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011
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texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.
Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong
by zeke18 June 21, 2006
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Cedar Park, Texas

A small city near Austin Texas where all the truly cool people stay becuase of the laidback attitudes and freindly inhabitants.Made more awesome by its closeness to the live music capital of the world, and beautiful hills.
Bob: I went to Cedar Park, Texas and it was so chill. It was awesome to have a calm place to go after that rad party on 6th street.
by McLizo December 20, 2010
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Texas Belt Buckle

When a guy pulls his nut sack over the belt line of his pants, making the apperance of a large belt buckle
Swigart chicks don't dig your Texas Belt Buckle
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
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China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.
Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.
by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011
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Grand Saline Texas

A place where there’s nothing but alcoholic rednecks who only drink coors light and dope heads. Also a very racists town.
Grand saline Texas a place with racist rednecks and dope heada
by Cjle11131418 June 11, 2018
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texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.
I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.
by SCL9994 November 2, 2007
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