texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.
EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "
by Deweyman52 & Mase53 April 05, 2014
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texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.
by zeke18 May 25, 2006
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Cedar Park, Texas

A small city near Austin Texas where all the truly cool people stay becuase of the laidback attitudes and freindly inhabitants.Made more awesome by its closeness to the live music capital of the world, and beautiful hills.
Bob: I went to Cedar Park, Texas and it was so chill. It was awesome to have a calm place to go after that rad party on 6th street.
by McLizo December 19, 2010
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Texas Belt Buckle

When a guy pulls his nut sack over the belt line of his pants, making the apperance of a large belt buckle
Swigart chicks don't dig your Texas Belt Buckle
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
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China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.
Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.
by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011
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Grand Saline Texas

A place where there’s nothing but alcoholic rednecks who only drink coors light and dope heads. Also a very racists town.
Grand saline Texas a place with racist rednecks and dope heada
by Cjle11131418 May 30, 2018
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texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.
I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.
by SCL9994 October 17, 2007
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