Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.
"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."
by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020
Get the Corona Sicknessmug. by E_ikh3110a February 2, 2021
Get the sick bootsmug. When somebody had a serious, big cold and they can't stop sneezing, and they spread all over the world.
Person 1: AAAA, I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING!
Person 2: Great, I got a cold, because of you!
Person 3: Me too!
Person 1: I think I have Sick Syndrome. Did my sickness spread all over the world?
Person 2: I think it did.
Person 2: Great, I got a cold, because of you!
Person 3: Me too!
Person 1: I think I have Sick Syndrome. Did my sickness spread all over the world?
Person 2: I think it did.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019
Get the Sick Syndromemug. The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
Get the Corporate Sicknessmug. When you’re sick, and the icky feeling gets so bad that you can hardly move. Usually the result of a fever.
A: Dude, did you get that Lego set done?
B: No, I got halfway through and my fever hit me with the sick-stick.
B: No, I got halfway through and my fever hit me with the sick-stick.
by TheGuyDownstairsss December 25, 2023
Get the Sick-Stickmug. by Ja'mie king May 15, 2020
Get the Sick-a-dodle-domug. Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
Get the Facebook sickmug.