Shit Slip (n.) 

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.

"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

Shit Slip (n.) by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022

Shit stain 

The definition of what every human in the world is

you are a Shit stain

Shit stain by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022

Shit stain 

the definition of what a human is

YOU ARE A PERSON YOU SHIT STAIN

Shit stain by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022

Shit swizzler 

A person who stirs up shit for nothing more than their own boredom

Don't be a shit swizzler dude

Shit swizzler by SouthernRaised69 June 2, 2022

shit shard 

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

shit shard by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

shit shard 

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

shit shard by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Shit Sandwich Theory 

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York

Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”

Shit Sandwich Theory by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022