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Gift shaking

During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.
We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.
by Berry white goo June 10, 2016
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Shake Junk

When you thrust your hips forward and start shaking your stuff around like your life depends on it.
"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."
by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016
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Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
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Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis
Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.
by abam2 April 30, 2016
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Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).
Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"
by GalacticFucker January 19, 2018
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Beef shakes

When you're having beef with someone and you're so hyped on the beef you can't stop shaking
*having an argument* omg I've got beef shakes man
by Ruby stead January 20, 2018
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Special Protein Shake

A beverage made from the cum of Gerald Wang while he thinks about his fantasies of cherries and cumming on Minwoo.
"Where are you getting your nutrition?"
"Oh, I drink my special protein shake once a day!"
by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 16, 2018
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