German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.

My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.

by Th_232 February 26, 2020

edward sausage hands

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead

You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"

by jomamas November 11, 2013

It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

by PhineousPhreak August 28, 2013

Big sausage feen

A man who who has the qualities of an absolute spud and eats raw onions

Mark Lester is a big sausage feen

by Quabunjanay July 8, 2022

wigan sausage roll

A Wigan sausage roll are known for being used not eaten. Wigan people pull the sausage out and put it in there arse and with the left over pastry they will fuck it with there penis

Wigan sausage roll anyone

Ooo yes in my room

by Gansha January 17, 2020

Sausage Roll Arm

When you have an exaggerated foreman from tending to yourself too much or in the rare circumstance of producing an abnormal among of sausage rolls.

Check out that guy over there I don’t think he gets out much, he has massive sausage roll arm. Nah that’s just Alex he makes all the Sausage rolls at the bakery.

by The Ginger Tornado July 31, 2018

tasty sausage snacker

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks

"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."

by Snausagey January 7, 2014