Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

by mwcord September 1, 2014

Packin Swag

The act of ensuring one creates an appearance or aura that shines a positive light on one's personality, self-confidence, etc.

Damn, that nigga packin swag!

by Noeeeeeeeelle August 14, 2011

swag tagging

Swag tagging is an elite pass time similar to spy training. You must be silent, swift, and know your surroundings have a 'crew' of at least 2+ people. You need chalk or other washable writing utensils a neighborhood you won't be caught in. The goal is to write swag on driveways, sidewalks and on very special occasions side walls. Do all this without being caught...you also should have a great sense of humor because sometimes you get too into the moment and spell swag wrong. Best done at night!

Hey! Lets get a crew together tonight and go swag tagging!!

by jane0insane0 September 7, 2013

swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.

Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame

by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014

swag (s.w.a.g.)

Silly Wild Ass Guess

Only recently have I seen SWAG defined as "scientific" wild ass guess. That definition seems to be in direct contradiction to the point of a SWAG, where one takes a blind shot at an approximate answer to a question.

I had no idea how much was involved in the task, so I just took a swag at how long it would take.

by Holesinswiss February 2, 2005

Gucci Swag

Really awesome awag, often while wearing gucci perfume. Amazing personality and genuinely funny person. Always gets the girl.

Aiden had awesome gucci swag today!

by joeandtoby June 29, 2011

RedNeck Swag

It's when a Redneck think they be pimpin, rockin their 6year dirty cow boy, their john deer tractor hats, and their cameo pants or other assorted dirty jeans. With an array of none matching shirts such with red neck sayings on them.

Neil: Quent did you see Billy Joe?
Quent: Yeah
Neil: That foo' thinkin he pimpin wit them Levi's jacked up his ass.
Quent: Hell yeah, think he Redneck Swaggin
Neil: Foo nasty.......you know he hasn't took a bath since the 3rd grade
Quent: Just like a redneck

by DatSouthSideBoi June 7, 2009