Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.
"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."
by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006
guy:
That bitch just gave me the best dick suck of my life. she drooled all over my dick and it dripped down to my balls she made it so wet it was the best. only paid her 40 bucks too.
other guy:
yeah dude thats called a sloppy wet one, you got a great deal!
That bitch just gave me the best dick suck of my life. she drooled all over my dick and it dripped down to my balls she made it so wet it was the best. only paid her 40 bucks too.
other guy:
yeah dude thats called a sloppy wet one, you got a great deal!
by hadeez May 03, 2015
by tomdard November 16, 2017
When a girl is performing 2 simultaneous blowjobs (but one at a time in the mouth), gets both of them to the point of excitement, and allows both penises to ejactulate at the same time, then swallowing both loads together.
by William Nye, The Science Guy April 01, 2009
when you’re giving your boyfriend/girlfriend some good head and a slurping noise often occurs, creating the “hyuck” sound effect
by xo.rrrrrrr (insta) March 19, 2018
by Paul Daddy March 18, 2018
When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.
"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"
by Young Jazo February 27, 2019