Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz

Any weed but mine is pump fake

by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019

Yabbie Pump

The art of self gratification using a bait pump to achieve arousal

Bra you ever knobed yaself off with a yabbie pump?

by Big Geck July 15, 2023

Pump and Dump

When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.

Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.

by DogeRager January 30, 2021

pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages

damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!

by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

Pump Zinc

Male Masturbation. Semen contains a large amount of zinc.

Person 1: Every day, I'm pumping iron. And you just sit around in your room and pump zinc. What a waste.

Person 2: Shut up, asshole!

by scumbetweentoes54 December 30, 2022

Provo pump

The formal sex position commonly referred to as soaking

“Dude I did the Provo pump with Emily last night”

by Eldertbone October 31, 2023