The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

Peckerwood

Peckerwood derived from the blacks forcing the whites into orally pleasuring them (because they looked like a the woodpecker pecking wood while thrusting another man's "wood" down their throat) in prison during a time period of history when the white population in prison was very few and far between. The term is now IGNORANTLY worn proudly by a large number of white Americans in prison.

"DROP to your knees PECKERWOOD!"

by johnsmith91981 June 12, 2018

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Pickering

Someone who does stupid, annoying things and can sometimes be a little dickering

To friend 2- hey you that kid who just keyed your car, he is such a Pickering.
Back to friend 1- I know, he is just a little dickering.

by Allright95 April 6, 2009

May-is-a-fudge-packer

Steven May loves getting nailed in the ass and getting red draggoned.

After showering with May, coach said he was a big fudge packer

by lkd April 5, 2004

pecker

often a slang word for "chicken"

That pecker is peckin on some corn...yeah...

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Pickersgill

A BLP with a good smile. But in contrast someone with this name may think they are about 1,000 times cooler/hotter then they actually are. They try to flirt with everyone to hide the fact that they are secretly questioning their sexuality.

P- Hey Charlie look at that Pickersgill! Aren't they so cool?

C- Yeah but I think he's homo.

P- Fine by me....Later. (walks to Pickersgill)

by hahahahasucks May 17, 2009