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Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"
by bertyvogt August 10, 2018
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2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.
by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018
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Pump

Pump
Adjective

Usually referring to a beautiful female or anything rad for that matter.
"Did you see Mia last night?"
"Yes, I did. She was looking pump." 🤌🏼
🤌🏼=pump
by TheOldBoy August 24, 2021
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Pump side

1. Hitting the other person when they least expect it.

2. The left or right side of somebody.

Like when they pump gas at the gas station.
I snuck up on his pump side.
by Jake Balinton June 22, 2022
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Pumped Up Kicks

The one kid who never talks, but is super cool (WARNING: he might also shoot up your school)
"That kid is so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks"
by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025
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illuminati lil pump

Illuminati is a song by Lil Pump and Anuel AA that went viral and got a lot of hate
Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?

Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit

Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr
by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021
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Saltburn Sump Pump

The act of the slurping semen and dirty bath out of the bottom of a shower/bathtub after another person masturbates while taking a bath.
I still can’t believe Oliver Saltburn Sump Pumped the tub after Felix was done taking a bath
by The anonymous sump pumper January 21, 2024
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