Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017

Gel Job

When a person gives a hand job to a man or fingers a woman with liberal use of lubricant.

'she were proper dry so I had to gel job it'

by Beesy83 December 22, 2012

Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.

Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing

by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016

Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time

Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs

by Funfunfun23 May 10, 2014

tickle job

A form of torture that is that equates to a blow job, but worse for women

I bet she'll enjoy a tickle job in bed

by tickleB0B August 21, 2019

power job

When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes

Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!

by Chode Scrotum June 9, 2017