German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.
My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.
by Th_232 February 26, 2020
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chicago sausage swap

The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.
Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.
by Spellmaz January 24, 2023
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Sausage Roll Arm

When you have an exaggerated foreman from tending to yourself too much or in the rare circumstance of producing an abnormal among of sausage rolls.
Check out that guy over there I don’t think he gets out much, he has massive sausage roll arm. Nah that’s just Alex he makes all the Sausage rolls at the bakery.
by The Ginger Tornado July 31, 2018
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jamaican smoked sausage

The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.

M: What’s that?

E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
by Bimbap July 25, 2021
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tasty sausage snacker

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks
"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."
by Snausagey January 07, 2014
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edward sausage hands

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead
You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"
by jomamas November 12, 2013
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