Mexican Frootloop

A Mexican Frootloop refers to a man's scrotom whilst he is in the act of pulling his testicles up, over his erect penis. One testicle is pulled up on the left side, and one on the right so that they meet in the middle above the penis forming the scrotom into a loop.

I woke up in the morning, and walked to the kitchen to eat breakfast with my girlfriend. When I arived at the kitchen she asked me if I had any cereal. To which I replied... "I'll give ya some cereal BITCH!" As I ripped off my pants and gave her the ol' Mexican Frootloop.

by Alistair the Classy November 3, 2010

Mexican Craigslist

The curb where you put functional yet unwanted items, such as furniture or electronics, in hopes that someone can find use for your stuff and pick it up. The net benefit is that someone can use your perfectly good items and you allay some of the white guilt you feel for buying into the materialist tendencies of society.

I bought a new 60" 3D HDTV and didn't need my old 42" one so I put it on Mexican Craigslist. It was gone about 30 minutes later.

by Senor Muy Stupido March 23, 2011

Mexican Gas Pedal

The act of putting a female on her back, spreading and holding her legs apart in the air, and stomping on her vagina.

Last night I gave Betty the Mexican Gas Pedal. Today she couldn't even walk. It was chill.

by Funk Master Squeeze June 27, 2011

mexican shit scrapper

the art of shitting on a persons doona cover and rolling them up in it like a burito. To achieve its fulll effect the shit should be sloppy and warm like gravy. beware of pinkeye. Have a nice smile on your face dont feel pressured into anything you dont want to do unless you are already caught in the covers.

"Dude apparently moggy was really pissin laquisha off so she decided to give moggy a gool ole mexican shit scrapper heard she got pinkey"
OH HELL NO

by MrMaternityLeave July 1, 2011

mexican pantie parade

the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity

john Lennon did the Mexican pantie parade

by apples look funny July 22, 2011

Mexican Drag Race

When you place a "Free On Curb" ad on craigslist and time the barrage of Mexicans that will come sprinting in your direction to claim your free shit.

I had an old TV that I put up on Craiglist for free and the Mexican Drag Race to my yard was incredible

by Beerguy65 March 27, 2013

mexican shower

Alternate to traditional shower. Spraying some air freshener vertically over your head and letting the mist fall on your body/clothes for quick, easy and cheap oder destruction.

Drew rolled out of bed realizing he was late for class, and grabbed the fabreez for a quick mexican shower.

by the D. November 20, 2009