Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019

Matthew

That one cunt in a group who actually has a girlfriend and instead of spending time with the lads, he sucks her off. Severly racist towards pakis (Sherom) and likes to touch kids under the age of 10.

Don't be a Matthew you spastic

by rkrichardson December 9, 2019

Matthew Nagisa1000

Nightmare bad nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare bad bad I hate you nightmare nightmare loser bad nightmare loser bad Nightmare bad nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare bad bad I hate you nightmare nightmare loser bad nightmare loser bad

Matthew Nagisa1000 moment

by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 26, 2020

Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.

The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.

by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Matthew

A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.

Matthew, shut your bitch ass up!

Matthew you so damn tall!!

Matthew you such a dumb ass hoe!

by Wut >_> November 26, 2018