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sparx math

"i fucking hate sparx math"
by ritotototo July 3, 2023
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Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.
Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.
by Numerati November 24, 2024
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Math

Math dumb
by Glaceon Reviews September 7, 2018
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math

math is math
"math is math!" said bob, violently poking the table.
by golden pootato May 6, 2022
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Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point
Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024
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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
by Zappi November 17, 2016
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