Machindouche

A word used to describe users of Apple products that find them selves superior to other becuase they own these products. These individuals are often found at starbucks pretending to do work, and acting extremely smug.

Wow, look at that machindouche!

I once was a machindouche, and then i realized i have no friends.

by crapple2011 October 14, 2011

MACHINEMODE

When a gym and fitness enthusiast wants to take their workout to the next level yet does not want to go to BEASTMODE, lift heavy weights, but get intense on the stepmill or treadmill to build a lean and tight body.

Bikini competitor- "I'm off to the gym! #MACHINEMODE and burn 600 calories!"

by gymratstudmuffin5050 October 20, 2011

machineimal

machine and animal combined. an extreme "tool". came up when machine was thought of as a massive tool and a guy was acting "tooly" hence "machineimal"

"Drews a tool"

"No, hes a massive tool, hes a machineimal"

by PUMBA35 October 25, 2011

machino

the act or being of mexican. just mexican. yes you heard that. put 'em poptarts downnnn. you like oranges? well thats a machino for ya. Golden eggs. we got those too. Come awwww dawnnnnnnn to machino house cause we got.

that man over there with mustache, yeah hes a machino

by machino man December 6, 2011

machine type

Pertaining to a firearm using high capacity ammunition feeding devices that is discharged at a high rate of speed through use of man operated mechanical means. Such as a hand crank or dual trigger.

Machine type weapons include a hand cranked gatling gun or belt fed machine gun out fitted with dual trigger or handcrank.

by PKFH January 25, 2012

machinification

The act of turning a subject, object or word into a machine or a machine sounding entitiy.

P1: Sup bro.
P2: Sup Victor or should I say Victator. See what I did there? That's a machinification of your name.

P1: Cool story bro. Makes my name sound like a machine.

by supavictor3 April 16, 2014

machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.

person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"

by person_three May 9, 2014