lacker

A general term given to someone who is 'lacking' in various areas (e.g.: penis size)

Gay Male 1: Are you going on a date with lacker tonight?

Gay Male 2: >:(

by Claydolf November 19, 2003

mother licker

To use the togue and its muscles to stroke "a mother" with your togue.(used in only a joking manor(not ment to affend.)

Tonight I am going to lick your mother!

by Jose Nickolas November 12, 2003

Lint Licker

Lint licker is a reference to a messy vagina or a very fuzzy penis

Naty had a lint licker...

by jwansrus March 31, 2009

Window-Licker

A pointless insult to throw at mates.
Noun

A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'

Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!

Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!

by Harry Crompton February 17, 2009

snicker licker

ally binkey and anthony browns way of calling someone a funny name! because the word plain out is funny! heheheheehehahahahahhahohohohohoho,niggers can suck our balls!

yo anthony,josh called me a penis wrinkle,bitch he is a fuckin snicker licker.!

by ally binkley December 16, 2008

locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.

Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!

by the wetspot March 29, 2008

Lockarff

When a Customer begins to chat shit, shout lockarrf and the conversation ends.

Customer: I am not happy and want a refund!
Me: Lockarff!
*Conversation ends*

The art of locking arff is a difficult one to learn but with a little practise anyone can master this.

by MmmmmmmmmmmmBooty October 10, 2019