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living afterlife

Life after faking one's death. This can be done with or without a new identity. This is often done to escape one's current life. Anything that happens after that event is considered a living afterlife.

Synonyms: Living off the grid
I had to fake my own death, and now I can't go back man. It's like I'm in a living afterlife!
by rmj1001 October 18, 2018
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We live in an oligarchy

Who's fault is that, dipshit?
Bernie "We live in an oligarchy!"

Hym "And why is that? Is it because you're politically impotent? Is it because you serve no purpose other that to neuter everyone around you so they have to be impotent with you. You're walking up a down escalator and calling it 'progress' while everyone else stands on the ground below you. And that's how you like it. YOU being in the way. And then you take a big fat step backward and then Emma fucking cries about it like it isn't your own goddamn fault. And then you sit there and bloviate about why Trump is winning except you can't draw the right conclusion because you're fucking stupid. Trump won because they are willing to empower people who CAN ACTUALLY DO THINGS. Because it WORKS BETTER than dragging everyone down to the lowest common denominator. If everyone groups up to fight Majin Buu they lose. If everyone give Goku their energy their HE wins. If everyone give VEGETA their energy HE LOSES. You deserve to be ruled over by the mentally disabled billionaire. You piece of shit."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
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sister lives in Toronto

The author of this definition has a sister
The author’s sister lives in Toronto
by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
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Live Chat

Gayve Jewben! Where'd the live chat go, Gayve Jewben?
Hym "Gayve Jewben got no live chat! It must be worse than Ben! You should have seen it after he fired Candace Owens after she realized their entire platform is a sham! She should violate the non-disclosure agreement. Those are unconstitutional and are a violation of her freeze peach. Gayve Jewben! Answer me Gayve Jewben! How am I supposed to get your fans to start calling you Gayve Jewben if I can't spam it in the chat?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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Will To Live

a want or need to continue living
by riverdonut November 24, 2021
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Living Sansjob

A blowjob given to a receiver by a living skeleton, usually reanimated by a mage or warlock.
Hey did you hear John went to Louisiana to get a Living Sansjob?

Oh fuck again?
by sansjobboy69 September 30, 2020
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The Living Shadow

1. The alias of the crime-fighting vigilante, The Shadow.

2. "The Living Shadow" was the first pulp magazine story to feature The Shadow. Written by Walter B. Gibson, it was submitted for publication as "Murder in the Next Room" on January 23, 1931, and published as "The Living Shadow" in the April 1, 1931 issue of "The Shadow Magazine". This story introduces the literary version, as opposed to the radio version, of The Shadow.
Powers and Abilities:
The Shadow, aka The Living Shadow, has complete control over his vocal cords and can throw his voice (producing a chilling laugh that can paralyze opponents) and accurately mimic anyone. He has an nearly photographic memory and is also a master of disguise and slight of hand. The ability he is most known for, however, is his amazing skills at stealth that make him akin to "a living shadow," to such an extent that rumors evolved that he can "cloud men's minds." The Shadow is a world class intellect.
The Shadow is a master of stealth and espionage who went by the nom de plume "The Dark Eagle" during World War I and worked for Tsar Nicholas as part of an inner circle known as "The Secret Star." It was the Tsar who gifted Kent Allard with the mysterious Girasol gem that he wears in a ring and uses to hypnotize people.
During the 1920's he spent some years in the mysterious city of Shambalah where he learned many oriental disciplines, such as complete control over his body's vital functions, as well as various martial arts.
When The Shadow resurfaced in the 1980s, it was apparent to those that knew him that he had not aged at all! Therefore longevity must be added to his list of disciplines.
by The Centurion May 15, 2013
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